99

According to an app I just got, this:

is how you say “ninety-nine” in Zulu. There’s no word for “one hundred,” because the number-naming guy was fed to a lion after this one.

(Just kidding, it’s “ikhulu” – he seems to have learned his lesson.)

This app is a collection of the most ill-conceived word choices possible, all rolled into one absolutely useless offering. For instance, out of 244 words, they found it necessary to include the word “barcode,” which – in case you find yourself in an emergency fruit-scanning situation – is: